YOU SAID:
If you went do disneyland and ate 74 cheese sandwiches having played monopoly 82 times then you would explode
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがディズニーランドに行って、82回独占をした74のチーズサンドイッチを食べたなら、あなたは爆発するでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you go to Disneyland and eat 74 cheese sandwiches that have been monopolized 82 times, you will explode
INTO JAPANESE
ディズニーランドに行って、82回独占された74個のチーズサンドイッチを食べると爆発します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go to Disneyland and eat 74 cheese sandwiches that have been monopolized 82 times and it will explode
INTO JAPANESE
ディズニーランドに行って、82回独占された74個のチーズサンドイッチを食べると爆発します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Go to Disneyland and eat 74 cheese sandwiches that have been monopolized 82 times and it will explode
That didn't even make that much sense in English.