YOU SAID:
If you went do disneyland and ate 74 cheese sandwiches having played monopoly 82 times
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがディズニーランドに行って、82回独占をした74のチーズサンドイッチを食べたなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you went to Disneyland and ate 74 cheese sandwiches that had been monopolized 82 times
INTO JAPANESE
ディズニーランドに行って、82回独占されていた74個のチーズサンドイッチを食べたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you go to Disneyland and eat 74 cheese sandwiches that have been monopolized 82 times
INTO JAPANESE
ディズニーランドに行って、82回独占された74個のチーズサンドイッチを食べると
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you go to Disneyland and eat 74 cheese sandwiches that have been monopolized 82 times
That didn't even make that much sense in English.