YOU SAID:
If you want to kill yourself remember all the good things in life
INTO JAPANESE
人生のすべての良いことを覚えて自分自身を殺すためにしたい場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you would like to remember all the good things in life, kill yourself
INTO JAPANESE
人生のすべての良いことを覚えている場合は、自分自身を殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you remember all the good things in life, kill yourself
INTO JAPANESE
人生のすべての良いことを覚えている場合は、自分自身を殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you remember all the good things in life, kill yourself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.