YOU SAID:
If you want to eat some dog I have good news
INTO JAPANESE
犬を食べたいなら良い知らせがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good news if you want to eat a dog
INTO JAPANESE
犬を食べたいなら朗報です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good news if you want to eat a dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.