YOU SAID:
If you want a cookie then kill me in the pie with a cake
INTO JAPANESE
という考え方をするならば、毎月一定額、株高時でも暴落時でも市場平均へと投資していくべきだと考えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to capitalize on a low share market average, then invest in the market average, with a fixed amount every month regardless of whether the share prices are high or the market has crashed.
INTO JAPANESE
という考え方をするならば、毎月一定額、株高時でも暴落時でも市場平均へと投資していくべきだと考えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you want to capitalize on a low share market average, then invest in the market average, with a fixed amount every month regardless of whether the share prices are high or the market has crashed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.