YOU SAID:
If you vote for me i will make every wooden appliance to be made out of pillows so you never stub your toe again
INTO JAPANESE
私に投票してくれるなら、二度と足の指をぶつけないように、すべての木製器具を枕で作ってやろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you vote for me, I'll make all the wooden utensils out of pillows so you never stub your toe again.
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたが私に投票してくれたら、あなたが二度と足の指をぶつけないように、すべての木製食器を枕で作ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you vote for me, I'll make all my wooden utensils out of pillows so you never stub your toe again.
INTO JAPANESE
私に投票してくれるなら、二度と足の指をぶつけないように、私の木製食器はすべて枕で作ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you vote for me, I'll make all my wooden utensils out of pillows so you never stub your toe again.
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