YOU SAID:
If you two don´t mind i´m going to bed before either of are going to get us killed or worse expelled
INTO JAPANESE
もし2人のどちらかが気にしないのであれば、どちらかの前に私が寝るつもりです私たちは殺されるか、またはより悪い追放されます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one of the two does not care, I am going to sleep before either We are killed or worse exiled
INTO JAPANESE
2人のうちの1人が気にしないのであれば、私はどちらかの前に寝るつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one of the two does not mind, I am going to go to bed in front of either
INTO JAPANESE
2人のうち1人が気にしないのであれば、どちらかの前で寝るつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one of the two does not mind, I will go to bed in front of either
INTO JAPANESE
2人のうち1人が構わないのであれば、どちらかの前で寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one of the two does not mind, I sleep in front of either
INTO JAPANESE
2人のうちの1人が気にしなければ、私はどちらかの前で寝ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one of the two does not mind, I will go to bed in front of either
INTO JAPANESE
2人のうち1人が構わないのであれば、どちらかの前で寝る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one of the two does not mind, I sleep in front of either
INTO JAPANESE
2人のうちの1人が気にしなければ、私はどちらかの前で寝ます
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium