YOU SAID:
If you two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたたち二人が構わないなら、私はもう寝ます.
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you two don't mind, I'll go to bed already.
INTO JAPANESE
お二人が構わないなら、もう寝ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't mind, I'll go to bed.
INTO JAPANESE
差し支えなければ寝ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will sleep if you don't mind.
INTO JAPANESE
差し支えなければ寝ます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will sleep if you don't mind.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.