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If you turn the hand on your clock face then there is a one in one bajillion chance of absolutely relatively technically in human terms nothing happening. Dont eat the yellow sand Patrick

INTO JAPANESE

時計の文字盤の針を回すと、人間の言葉で言えば、絶対に相対的に技術的には何も起こらない可能性が 1 億分の 1 です。黄砂は食べないでください パトリック

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If you turn the hands on a clock face, there is a 1 in 100 million chance that, in human terms, absolutely and technically nothing will happen. Don't eat yellow sand Patrick

INTO JAPANESE

時計の文字盤の針を回すと、人間の観点から見て、絶対的に技術的に何も起こらない可能性は 1 億分の 1 です。黄砂を食べるなパトリック

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you turn the hand on a clock face, there is a 1 in 100 million chance that absolutely nothing technically happens from a human perspective. Don't eat yellow sand Patrick

INTO JAPANESE

時計の文字盤の針を回すと、人間の観点からは技術的にはまったく何も起こらない可能性が 1 億分の 1 です。黄砂を食べるなパトリック

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you turn the hand on a clock face, there is a 1 in 100 million chance that technically nothing will happen from a human perspective. Don't eat yellow sand Patrick

INTO JAPANESE

時計の文字盤の針を回すと、人間の観点からは技術的には何も起こらない確率は 1 億分の 1 です。黄砂を食べるなパトリック

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you turn the hand on a clock face, there is a 1 in 100 million chance that technically nothing will happen from a human perspective. Don't eat yellow sand Patrick