YOU SAID:
if you touch my spaghetti i kill you
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私のスパゲティに触れたら、私はあなたを殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you touch my spaghetti, I will kill you
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私のスパゲッティに触れたら、私はあなたを殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you touch my spaghetti, I will kill you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.