YOU SAID:
If you think I'm hung like a horse, wait till you see the meat stick on my dad
INTO JAPANESE
私が馬のように吊るされていると思うなら、父の肉棒が見えるまで待ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you think I'm hanging like a horse, wait until you see my father's meat rod
INTO JAPANESE
私が馬のようにぶら下がっていると思うなら、父の肉棒が見えるまで待ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you think I'm hanging like a horse, wait until you see my father's meat rod
That didn't even make that much sense in English.