YOU SAID:
If you steal a toy, I will steal one.
INTO JAPANESE
おもちゃを盗むなら、私は盗んでしまいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I steal a toy, I will steal it.
INTO JAPANESE
私がおもちゃを盗むと、私はそれを盗むでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I steal a toy, I will steal it.
INTO JAPANESE
おもちゃを盗む私はいつ私はそれを盗みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I steal the toys when I it to steal.
INTO JAPANESE
私はおもちゃを盗むとき私を盗むためにそれ。
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Steal me when I steal the toys for it.
INTO JAPANESE
それのためのおもちゃを盗むときに私を盗みます。
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I steal when stealing toys for that.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、それのためのおもちゃを盗むとき盗みます。
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Steal when I steal it for toys.
INTO JAPANESE
おもちゃを盗む私はいつを盗みます。
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Steal the toys I steal at any time.
INTO JAPANESE
私はいつでも盗むおもちゃを盗みます。
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I steal steal any toys.
INTO JAPANESE
私は盗むすべてのおもちゃを盗みます。
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I steal steal all the toys.
INTO JAPANESE
私は盗むすべてのおもちゃを盗みます。
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I steal steal all the toys.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.