YOU SAID:
If you stand by a tree and a squirrel is climbing the trunk on the opposite side, and you walk a lap around the tree all the while the squirrel climbs around the tree to always be on the opposite side, have you walked a lap around the squirrel?
INTO JAPANESE
木のそばに立っていて、リスが反対側の幹に登っていて、リスが反対側の幹に登っている間ずっと木の周りを歩いていたら、リスの周りを歩いていたでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the squirrel was standing by the tree, climbing the other trunk, and walking around the tree while the squirrel was climbing the other trunk, would it have been walking around the squirrel?
INTO JAPANESE
リスが木のそばに立っていて、もう一方の幹を登っていて、リスがもう一方の幹を登っている間に木の周りを歩いていたら、リスの周りを歩いていたでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the squirrel was standing by the tree, climbing the other trunk, and walking around the tree while the squirrel was climbing the other trunk, would it have been walking around the squirrel?
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