YOU SAID:
If you spin an oriental man around are they then disoriented
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが東洋人を回すと、彼らは混乱します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you turn the orients, they get confused
INTO JAPANESE
向きを変えると混乱する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I get confused when I turn around
INTO JAPANESE
振り向くと混乱する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I get confused when I turn around
That didn't even make that much sense in English.