YOU SAID:

if you see a hobo standing outside and your a girl come in and let swap spit

INTO JAPANESE

外にホーボーが立っていて、女の子が入ってスワップ唾を吐くのを見たら

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you see a hobo standing outside and a girl comes in and spits swap

INTO JAPANESE

外にホーボーが立っていて、女の子が入って唾を吐くと

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When a hobo stands outside and a girl enters and spits

INTO JAPANESE

ホーボーが外に立って女の子が入って唾を吐くとき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When a hobo stands outside and a girl enters and spits