YOU SAID:
If you say anything, bad things will happen
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが何か言うと、悪いことが起こります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you say something, bad things happen
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが何かを言うとき、悪いことが起こります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A bad thing happens when you say something
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが何かを言うとき悪いことが起こります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bad things happen when you say something
INTO JAPANESE
何かを言うと悪いことが起こる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Something bad happens when I say something
INTO JAPANESE
私が何かを言うとき悪い何かが起こります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Something bad happens when I say something
That didn't even make that much sense in English.