YOU SAID:
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが本当にそれについて聞きたいと思うならば、あなたがおそらく知りたいと思う最初の事は私が生まれた場所、そして私のお粗末な子供時代はどのようだったのか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you probably want to know is where I was born, and what was my poor childhood
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが本当にそれについて聞きたいのであれば、あなたがおそらく知りたいと思う最初の事は私が生まれた場所であり、そして私の貧しい子供時代は何でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you probably want to know is where I was born, and what was my poor childhood
You should move to Japan!