YOU SAID:
If you read this you're not straight
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んだあなたは異性愛者ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are reading this you are not heterosexual
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んでいるあなたは異性愛者ではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are reading this, you are not straight
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んでいるあなたはストレートではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are reading this you are not straight
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んでいるあなたはストレートではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are reading this you are not straight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.