YOU SAID:

if you read this, congratulations youve just waisted your time :)

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あなたがこれを読んだならば、あなたはあなたの時間をちょうど上回ったおめでとうございます:)

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If you read this, congratulations you have exceeded your time :)

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これを読むと、おめでとうございます:)

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Congratulations when you read this :)

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これを読んでおめでとうございます:)

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Congratulations on reading this :)

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これを読んでおめでとう:)

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Congratulations on reading this :)