YOU SAID:
if you're waiting to be waited on, aren't you the waiter?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが待っているのを待っているなら、あなたはウェイターではありませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are waiting for you, are you not a waiter?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがあなたを待っているなら、あなたはウェイターではありませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are waiting for you, are you not a waiter?
You've done this before, haven't you.