YOU SAID:
If you're trying to get his goat, you should know he only stocks the animal in the first place for ironic purposes.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが彼のヤギを手に入れようとしているなら、あなたは彼が皮肉の目的のためにそもそも動物を飼うだけであることを知っているべきです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are going to get his goat, you should know that he only keeps animals for irony purposes.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが彼のヤギを手に入れるつもりなら、彼は皮肉の目的のためだけに動物を飼っていることを知っているべきです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you intend to get his goat, you should know that he keeps an animal for sarcasm purposes only.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが彼のヤギを手に入れるつもりなら、あなたは彼が皮肉目的のためだけに動物を飼っていることを知っているべきです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you intend to get his goat, you should know that he keeps an animal for sarcasm purposes only.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.