YOU SAID:
If you're straight, you're sinning
INTO JAPANESE
まっすぐであれば罪を犯している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're straight, you're guilty.
INTO JAPANESE
まっすぐだと罪に問われる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Straight is guilty.
INTO JAPANESE
ストレートは有罪です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Straight is guilty.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.