YOU SAID:
If you're so evil eat this kitten!
INTO JAPANESE
だから悪している場合は、この子猫を食べる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So bad if you have to eat this kitten!
INTO JAPANESE
この子猫を食べなければならない場合非常に悪い!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you must eat this kitten so bad!
INTO JAPANESE
場合はそんなに悪いこの子猫を食べる必要があります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You must not bad this kitten to eat so much!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは悪くないこの子猫をそんなにたくさん食べる必要があります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Should you not bad this kitten to eat so much!
INTO JAPANESE
この子猫をそんなに食べるべきは悪くない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So eat this kitten is not bad!
INTO JAPANESE
だからこれを食べる子猫は悪くない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So eat this kitten is not bad!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.