YOU SAID:
if you're sad, and i'm sad, then who's flying the airplane?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが悲しい、そして私が悲しいのなら、誰が飛行機を飛んでいるのか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are sad and I am sad, who is flying the plane?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが悲しくて私が悲しいのなら、誰が飛行機を飛んでいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are sad and I am sad, who is flying the plane?
You should move to Japan!