YOU SAID:

if you're reading this you're stinky

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あなたがこれを読んでいるなら、あなたは臭いです

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If you are reading this you are smelly

INTO JAPANESE

これを読んでいるなら臭いです

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If you read this, it smells

INTO JAPANESE

これを読むと匂いがする

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I read this and it smells

INTO JAPANESE

これを読んで匂いがする

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Read this and smell

INTO JAPANESE

これを読んで臭い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Read this and smell