YOU SAID:
“If you're reading this... Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.”
INTO JAPANESE
「これを読んでいるなら…おめでとう、あなたは生きています。それが微笑むものではない場合、私は何がわかりません。」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"If you are reading this ... Congratulations, you are alive, I do not know what it is if it does not smile."
INTO JAPANESE
「あなたがこれを読んでいるなら…おめでとう、あなたは生きています、私はそれが微笑しないならばそれが何であるかわかりません。」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"If you are reading this ... Congratulations, you are alive, I do not know what it is if it does not smile."
You should move to Japan!