YOU SAID:

If you're on Miiverse, you can't even pee on your friend's dress or shirt or whatever and admit that you're really using Miiverse.

INTO JAPANESE

Miiverse の場合は、お友達のドレスやシャツや何におしっこにもできず、Miiverse が本当に使用していることを認めます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When Miiverse in on your friend's dress or shirt or whatever pee acknowledge that Miiverse with real flaws.