YOU SAID:
If you're happy and you know it clap your scissors
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが幸せで、それがあなたのはさみをたたくのを知っているならば
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are happy and know that it taps your scissors
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが幸せで、それがあなたのはさみを盗むことを知っているならば
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If you are happy and know that it steals your scissors
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが幸せでハサミを盗むことを知っているなら
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If you know that you are happy and steal the scissors
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが幸せだとわかってハサミを盗む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Know that you are happy and steal the scissors
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは幸せでハサミを盗むことを知っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You know that you are happy and steal the scissors
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはあなたが幸せでハサミを盗むことを知っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You know that you are happy and steal the scissors
That didn't even make that much sense in English.