YOU SAID:
If you not at the beach then where you at home
INTO JAPANESE
ビーチにいないなら、家にいるところ
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If you're not at the beach, you're at home
INTO JAPANESE
ビーチにいないなら、家にいるよ
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If I'm not at the beach, I'm at home
INTO JAPANESE
ビーチにいないとしても、家にいます
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Even if I'm not at the beach, I'm at home
INTO JAPANESE
たとえビーチにいなかったとしても、私は家にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Even if I'm not at the beach, I'm at home
Come on, you can do better than that.