YOU SAID:
If you my bro and you ever gotta pump gas in your car, I'm pumping your booty with maximum kinetic energy with a slight gravitational pull.
INTO JAPANESE
もし君が僕の兄弟で、車にガソリンを入れなければならないなら、僕はわずかな重力を利用して最大限の運動エネルギーで君のお尻を給油するよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you were my brother and I needed to put gas in my car, I'd use a little bit of gravity to pump gas into your ass with maximum kinetic energy.
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたが私の兄弟で、私が車にガソリンを入れる必要があったら、私は少しの重力を利用して、最大限の運動エネルギーでガソリンをあなたのお尻に注入するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you were my brother and I needed to put gas in my car, I would use a little bit of gravity to pump the gas into your ass with as much kinetic energy as possible.
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたが私の兄弟で、私が車にガソリンを入れる必要があったら、私は重力を少しだけ利用して、できるだけ多くの運動エネルギーでガソリンをあなたのお尻に送り込むでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you were my brother and I needed to put gas in my car, I'd use a little bit of gravity to pump the gas up your ass with as much kinetic energy as possible.
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたが私の兄弟で、私が車にガソリンを入れる必要があったら、私は少しの重力を利用して、できるだけ多くの運動エネルギーでガソリンをあなたのお尻に送り込みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you were my brother and I needed to put gas in my car, I'd use a little bit of gravity to pump the gas up your ass with as much kinetic energy as possible.
Come on, you can do better than that.