YOU SAID:

if you may sir it would appear that your father has mysteriously vanished and we are currently unable to locate him. You appear to be......... fatherless...... at the current moment. HahAhah nerd

INTO JAPANESE

お父様が不思議なことに行方不明になったようで、現在、彼の所在を確認することができません。あなたは現在、……父がいない……ようです。ハハハオタク

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems that my father has mysteriously disappeared, and I am unable to confirm his whereabouts at this time. You are currently... fatherless... it seems. Hahaha Otaku

INTO JAPANESE

父が謎の失踪を遂げたようで、現時点で所在を確認することができません。あなたは現在... 父親がいない...そうです。ハハハオタク

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems that my father has mysteriously disappeared, and his whereabouts cannot be confirmed at this time. You are currently... fatherless... yes. Hahaha Otaku

INTO JAPANESE

父が謎の失踪を遂げたようで、現時点で所在は確認できていません。あなたは現在... 父親がいない... はい。ハハハオタク

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems that my father has mysteriously disappeared, and his whereabouts cannot be confirmed at this time. You are currently... fatherless... Yes. Hahaha Otaku

INTO JAPANESE

父が謎の失踪を遂げたようで、現時点で所在は確認できていません。あなたは現在... 父親がいない... はい。ハハハオタク

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems that my father has mysteriously disappeared, and his whereabouts cannot be confirmed at this time. You are currently... fatherless... Yes. Hahaha Otaku