YOU SAID:
if you love it enough it might not decide to eat your first born child
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそれを十分に愛するなら、それはあなたの最初に生まれた子供を食べることに決めないかもしれません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you love it enough, it may not decide to eat your first-born child
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがそれを十分に愛するならば、それはあなたの最初に生まれた子供を食べることに決めないかもしれません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you love it enough, it may not decide to eat your first-born child
That didn't even make that much sense in English.