YOU SAID:
if you like to talk to tomatos if a squash can make you smile if you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce isle
INTO JAPANESE
トマトと話すのが好きなら かぼちゃで笑顔になれるなら ジャガイモとワルツで農産物の島を行き来するのが好きなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like to talk to tomatoes If pumpkins make you smile If you like potatoes and waltzes to traverse farm islands
INTO JAPANESE
トマトとおしゃべりが好きなら かぼちゃにほほえまれるなら じゃがいもとワルツで農場の島々を旅するのが好きなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like tomatoes and chatter, if pumpkins make you smile, if you like potatoes and waltzes between farm islands.
INTO JAPANESE
トマトとおしゃべりが好きなら、カボチャがあなたを笑顔にするなら、ジャガイモと農場の島々の間のワルツが好きなら。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like tomatoes and chatter, if pumpkins make you smile, if you like potatoes and the waltz between farm islands.
INTO JAPANESE
トマトとおしゃべりが好きなら、カボチャがあなたを笑顔にするなら、ジャガイモと農場の島々の間のワルツが好きなら。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like tomatoes and chatter, if pumpkins make you smile, if you like potatoes and the waltz between farm islands.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.