YOU SAID:
if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain, if you like making love at midnight, look for me and escape
INTO JAPANESE
ピナコラーダが好きで雨に濡れるのが好きなら、ヨガに興味がないのなら、脳が半分あるのなら、真夜中に恋をするのが好きなら、私を探して逃げてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like pinacolada and like getting wet in the rain, if you're not interested in yoga, if you have half your brain, if you like to fall in love at midnight, find me and run away
INTO JAPANESE
ピニャコラーダが好きで、雨に濡れるのが好きなら、ヨガに興味がないなら、脳の半分があれば、真夜中に恋に落ちたいなら、私を見つけて逃げてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like pina colada, like getting wet in the rain, if you're not interested in yoga, if you have half your brain, if you want to fall in love at midnight, find me and run away
INTO JAPANESE
ピニャコラーダが好きなら、雨に濡れるような、ヨガに興味がない、脳が半分ある、真夜中に恋をしたい、私を見つけて逃げる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like pina colada, you'll get wet in the rain, you're not interested in yoga, you're half-brained, you want to fall in love at midnight, find me and run away
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがピニャコラーダが好きなら、あなたは雨に濡れるでしょう、あなたはヨガに興味がありません、あなたは中途半端です、あなたは真夜中に恋に落ちたい、私を見つけて逃げたいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like pina colada, you will get wet in the rain, you are not interested in yoga, you are halfway, you want to fall in love at midnight, you want to find me and run away
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがピニャコラーダが好きなら、あなたは雨に濡れるでしょう、あなたはヨガに興味がありません、あなたは途中です、あなたは真夜中に恋に落ちたいです、あなたは私を見つけて逃げたいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like pina colada, you will get wet in the rain, you are not interested in yoga, you are on the way, you want to fall in love at midnight, you want to find me and run away
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがピニャコラーダが好きなら、あなたは雨に濡れるでしょう、あなたはヨガに興味がありません、あなたは途中です、あなたは真夜中に恋に落ちたいです、あなたは私を見つけて逃げたいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like pina colada, you will get wet in the rain, you are not interested in yoga, you are on the way, you want to fall in love at midnight, you want to find me and run away
That didn't even make that much sense in English.