YOU SAID:
If you like cows, then go buy a toaster,
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが牛を好むなら、トースターを買って、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like cows, buy a toaster,
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが牛が好きなら、トースターを買って、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like cattle, buy a toaster,
INTO JAPANESE
牛が好きなら、トースターを買って、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like cattle, buy a toaster,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.