YOU SAID:
If you like Billie Eilish we are friends if you don't don't talk or breathe next to me
INTO JAPANESE
ビリー・アイリッシュが好きなら、隣で話したり呼吸したりしなければ、私たちは友達です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like Billie Eilish, we're friends as long as we don't talk or breathe next to each other
INTO JAPANESE
ビリー・アイリッシュが好きなら、隣で話したり息をしたりしない限り、私たちは友達です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like Billie Eilish, we're friends as long as we don't talk or breathe next to each other
That didn't even make that much sense in English.