YOU SAID:
If you like a cake, you eat a cake. If you do not like a cake, you do not eat a cake. If you have no cake, you have no life and is dead. I sorry for your cake loss.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがケーキが好きなら、あなたはケーキを食べます。ケーキが苦手な人は、ケーキを食べません。あなたがケーキを持っていないなら、あなたには命がなく、死んでいます。ケーキをなくしてすみません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like cake, you eat cake. People who are not good at cakes do not eat cakes. If you don't have the cake, you have no life and you are dead. I'm sorry I lost the cake.
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキが好きなら、ケーキを食べます。ケーキが苦手な人はケーキを食べません。あなたがケーキを持っていなければ、あなたには命がなく、あなたは死んでいます。ケーキをなくしてすみません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like cake, eat it. People who are not good at cakes do not eat cakes. If you don't have the cake, you have no life and you are dead. I'm sorry I lost the cake.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがケーキが好きなら、それを食べてください。ケーキが苦手な人はケーキを食べません。あなたがケーキを持っていなければ、あなたには命がなく、あなたは死んでいます。ケーキをなくしてすみません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you like cake, eat it. People who are not good at cakes do not eat cakes. If you don't have the cake, you have no life and you are dead. I'm sorry I lost the cake.
You should move to Japan!