YOU SAID:
If you light an orphan on fire they will be warm for the rest of their life
INTO JAPANESE
孤児に火をつければ、残りの人生は暖かくなる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Light an orphan and it will keep you warm for the rest of your life
INTO JAPANESE
孤児に火をつければ、残りの人生を暖かく保つことができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Light an orphan on fire and you can keep him warm for the rest of his life
INTO JAPANESE
孤児に火をつければ、彼の残りの人生を暖かく保つことができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Light an orphan on fire and you can keep him warm for the rest of his life
That didn't even make that much sense in English.