YOU SAID:

if you kick the footy at a wall you'd best dodge it right quick, alright?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが壁で貧弱なものを蹴るならば、あなたはそれをすぐに直さなければならないでしょう、大丈夫？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you kick the poor at the wall, you will have to fix it right away, okay?

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが壁で貧しい人々を蹴るなら、あなたはすぐにそれを直さなければならないでしょう、大丈夫？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you kick the poor at the wall, you will have to fix it right away, okay?