YOU SAID:
If you jump on the dog, I promise you I will never attend your funeral ever again!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが犬の上を飛び越えたら、私は二度とあなたの葬儀に出席しないことを約束します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you jump over the dog, I promise to never attend your funeral!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが犬を飛び越えたら、私はあなたの葬儀に決して出席しないことを約束します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once you jump over the dog, I promise you will never attend your funeral!
INTO JAPANESE
犬を飛び越えたら、私はあなたがあなたの葬儀に決して出席しないと約束します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you jump over the dog, I promise you will never attend to your funeral!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが犬を飛び越えたならば、私はあなたがあなたの葬儀に決して出席しないと約束します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you jumped over the dog, I promise you will never attend to your funeral!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが犬を飛び越えたならば、私はあなたがあなたの葬儀に決して出席しないと約束する!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you jumped over the dog, I promise you will never attend to your funeral!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.