YOU SAID:
If you have salmonella then you are a very stinky person with a fish umbrella.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがサルモネラ菌を持っているなら、あなたは魚の傘を持った非常に臭い人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have Salmonella, you are a very stinky person with a fish umbrella.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがサルモネラ菌を持っているなら、あなたは魚の傘を持った非常に臭い人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have Salmonella, you are a very stinky person with a fish umbrella.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.