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If you have never cried a dog will eat your ear

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泣いたことがなければ、犬は耳を食べるだろう

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the dog would eat its ears if it had never cried

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犬は泣いたことがなければ耳を食べるだろう

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the dog would eat his ears if he had never cried

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犬は泣いたことがなければ耳を食べるだろう

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the dog would eat his ears if he had never cried