YOU SAID:

If you have homeless people living in the woods next to your house, fire fireworks at them or let the cops get rid of them unless you want a gypsy curse to make your teeth rot.

INTO JAPANESE

家の隣の森にホームレスの人が住んでいる場合は、ジプシーの呪いで歯が腐るのを望まない限り、彼らに向けて花火を撃つか、警察に排除してもらいましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there are homeless people living in the woods next to your house, shoot fireworks at them or have the police remove them, unless you want a gypsy curse to rot your teeth.

INTO JAPANESE

家の隣の森にホームレスが住んでいる場合は、ジプシーの呪いで歯が腐るのを望まない限り、花火を撃つか、警察に排除してもらいましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there are homeless people living in the woods next to your house, shoot fireworks at them or have the police remove them, unless you want a gypsy curse to rot your teeth.