YOU SAID:
If you have five cars that aren't mobile, and a home that is, you might be a redneck.
INTO JAPANESE
モバイルではない5台の車と、それが家庭である場合、あなたは田舎者かもしれません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there are 5 cars that are not mobile, and it is a home, you may be a redneck.
INTO JAPANESE
モバイルではない5台の車があり、それが家庭である場合、あなたは田舎者かもしれません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there are five cars that are not mobile, and it is home, you may be a hick.
INTO JAPANESE
モバイルではない5台の車があり、それが家にある場合、あなたはヒックかもしれません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mobile but if there are not five-car, it is in the House, you Hick might.
INTO JAPANESE
モバイルですが、5台の車がない場合、それは家にあります、あなたはヒックかもしれません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it is mobile, but there are not five cars, it is at home, you may be a hick.
INTO JAPANESE
それは、モバイルですが 5 車ではなく、自宅だ、田舎者があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is mobile that 5 car, not at home, Hicks.
INTO JAPANESE
それは5台の車ではなく、自宅ではなく、ヒックスです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is not five-car, Hicks is not at home.
INTO JAPANESE
タイセツ? 何ガタイセツダ? 何ガタイセツ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is not important, not at all
INTO JAPANESE
タイセツ? 何ガタイセツダ? 何ガタイセツ?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is not important, not at all
That didn't even make that much sense in English.