YOU SAID:
if you have a piece of gum, you are crazy
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがガムの一片を持っているなら、あなたは狂っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a piece of gum, you are crazy
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがガムの一片を持っているなら、あなたは狂っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a piece of gum, you are crazy
That didn't even make that much sense in English.