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if you had to smell somebodies feet then you can have access to eating their toenails because of how big the smell is on any range, since its so big on range you'd be forced to smell everything right after. when you smell that, you pass out and have a big

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もし誰かの足の匂いを嗅がなければならないなら、その人の足の爪を食べることもできる。なぜなら、どんな範囲でも匂いが強すぎるからだ。範囲が広すぎるので、その直後にすべてを嗅がざるを得なくなる。その匂いを嗅ぐと、気絶して大きな

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If I had to smell someone's feet, I might as well eat their toenails, because the smell is too strong in any range. It's so wide that I'd be forced to smell it all right after. If I smelled it, I'd pass out and get a big

INTO JAPANESE

もし誰かの足の匂いを嗅がなければならないとしたら、足の爪を食べたほうがましだ。匂いはどの範囲でも強すぎるからだ。匂いが広範囲に及ぶので、嗅いだ後すぐに全部嗅がなければならない。嗅いだら気絶して大騒ぎになるだろう。

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If I had to smell someone's feet I'd rather eat their toenails because the smell is too strong anywhere, the smell is so widespread that you have to sniff it all immediately after, or you'd pass out and make a huge fuss.

INTO JAPANESE

もし誰かの足の匂いを嗅がなければならないなら、むしろ足の爪を食べたほうがいい。なぜなら、匂いはどこでも強烈すぎるし、匂いが広範囲に広がるので、嗅いだ後すぐに全部嗅がないと気絶して大騒ぎになってしまうからだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had to smell someone's feet I'd rather eat a toenail, because the smell is too strong everywhere and spreads over a wide area, so I'd pass out and make a big fuss if I didn't sniff it all right away after.

INTO JAPANESE

もし誰かの足の匂いを嗅がなければならないなら、むしろ足の爪を食べたほうがましだ。匂いが強すぎて広範囲に広がるので、嗅いだ後すぐに全部嗅がないと気絶して大騒ぎになってしまうからだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had to smell someone's feet I'd rather eat their toenails because the smell is so strong and spreads over a wide area that I'd pass out and make a huge mess if I didn't sniff it all immediately after.

INTO JAPANESE

もし誰かの足の匂いを嗅がなければならないなら、むしろ足の爪を食べたほうがいい。なぜなら、匂いが強烈で広範囲に広がるので、嗅いだ直後に匂いを嗅がないと気絶してひどい汚れを作ってしまうからだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had to smell someone's feet, I'd rather eat their toenails, because the smell is so strong and widespread that if I don't sniff it right after I smell it, I'll pass out and make a nasty mess.

INTO JAPANESE

もし誰かの足の匂いを嗅がなければならないなら、むしろ足の爪を食べたほうがいい。なぜなら、匂いがあまりにも強くて広範囲に広がるので、匂いを嗅いだ直後に嗅がないと気絶してひどい汚れを作ってしまうからだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had to smell someone's feet, I'd rather eat their toenails, because the smell is so strong and widespread that if I don't sniff it right after I smell it, I'll pass out and make a nasty mess.