YOU SAID:
If You Had A Brother What Would He Say To Me if I Tried To Talk To Him? And would He Be Japanese?
INTO JAPANESE
弟があれば彼言う私に場合は彼に話をしようか。そして彼は、日本でありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother if he says if you try to talk to him? And he is in Japan?
INTO JAPANESE
私の兄は、彼は彼に話をしようとするかどうかを言う場合ですか。そして彼は日本に?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my brother is he trying to talk to him and to him? And he is in Japan?
INTO JAPANESE
私の弟は彼に、彼に話をしようと彼は場合そして彼は日本に?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother tells him to talk to him, and if he is in Japan?
INTO JAPANESE
私の弟は彼に話すように言います、もし彼が日本にいたら?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother tells him to talk, what if he was in Japan?
INTO JAPANESE
私の弟は、彼が日本にいたらどうしたらいいのだろうかと話しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother tells me what to do if he is in Japan.
INTO JAPANESE
私の兄は、彼が日本にいれば何をすべきか教えてくれる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My brother tells me what to do if he is in Japan.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.