YOU SAID:
if you had a bad day call Jesus
INTO JAPANESE
もしあなたが悪い日に電話していたら、イエス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you were calling on a bad day, yes
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが悪い日に電話していたら、はい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you were calling on a bad day, yes
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