YOU SAID:
if you go poo-poo stick your head in doo-doo!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが行くうんちは髪形で顔を出す!
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You go yes immediately makes facial hair!
INTO JAPANESE
あなた行くはいすぐに顔の毛になります!
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You go Yes makes facial hair right away!
INTO JAPANESE
[はい] を行く顔の毛をすぐになります!
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Yes, that will soon go facial hair!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、顔の毛すぐに行く!
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Yes, facial hair right away!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、すぐに顔の毛!
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Yes, now in facial hair!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、今の顔の毛で!
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Yes, with my face in the hair!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、髪に私の顔に!
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Yes, the hair on my face!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私の顔に髪の毛!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, in the face of my hair!
INTO JAPANESE
はい、私の髪の顔に!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, in the face of my hair!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.