YOU SAID:
if you go outside at three in the morning you will be eaten alive by the evil cat spirits
INTO JAPANESE
朝3時に外に出ると、邪悪な猫の霊に生きて食べられます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you go outside at 3am, you can live and eat the evil cat spirit
INTO JAPANESE
午前3時に外に出れば、邪悪な猫の霊を生きて食べることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you go outside at 3am, you can live and eat evil cat spirits
INTO JAPANESE
午前3時に外に出たら、悪猫の霊を生きて食べることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you go outside at 3am, you can eat the spirits of evil cats alive
INTO JAPANESE
午前3時に外に出れば、生きている邪悪な猫の霊を食べることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you go outside at 3am, you can eat the spirit of a living evil cat
INTO JAPANESE
午前3時に外に出れば、生きている邪悪な猫の精神を食べることができます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you go outside at 3am, you can eat the spirit of a living evil cat
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